I'm pleased to announce that I do not have any incidents to report about my almost untimely & very tragic demise due to Geritol guzzling grannies!! That's not to say that the day didn't have its interesting parts though:

--> As I sat in my truck during my first break of the day, I noticed there were two guys putting up some sort of sign on one of the lamp posts that line this little road going from the parking deck to the building behind mine (it's also owned by the company I work for)....so after a few minutes, the guys stepped back to admire (?!) their work---they'd just hung a speed limit sign! That in itself isn't what made me chuckle out loud--what made me laugh was the fact that the speed limit is 10MPH!!                                              

  Now I ask you all out there---WHO do you know that can drive ONLY 10MPH??! Even my 21 year old truck goes faster than that even when I don't have my foot on the gas pedal! So as I was walking back to my building I saw that these stupid signs were EVERYWHERE!! There's one going INTO the parking lot, one going OUT of the parking lot, one going onto the top level of the parking deck, and one on the way down from the parking deck! I would say that I was a little surprised that the company spent a lot of money on these stupid signs but I'd be lying if I did. Something this idiotic is typical of the company I work for! This company is the kind that would put the horse before the cart, beat the shit out of the horse when he didn't pull the cart, and then hire a team of "IT EXPERTS" to study why the horse isn't pulling the cart!

--> Tomorrow ought to be interesting. After work I'm heading down to my brother-in-law's surprise birthday party and I'm DREADING it! Not that I don't like my sister's husband...he's a nice enough guy...but I just don't have a lot in common with him so we've never hung out or anything. Given that though, I still agreed to videotape this thing because my sister said she had NO ONE else to do it for her! Drats!! The worst part about it is that the night will be filled with banjo music and people I've never met. Oh joy.                                               The upside is that I'll get to see my nephew Eli for a bit...and since my sister's trashy sister in law won't be there, I don't have to worry about her coming and snatching my nephew up like she did at my sister's party last October!! Just so you all know, I have now officially changed this woman's name to Jethrine because she reminds me of that character from The Beverly Hillbillies--she's dumb as dirt and as ugly as she is stupid.

That's it for now! Tomorrow is Friday!