If you're offended by adult themed blog entries, you shouldn't read tonight's entry! I'm serious! I found this on the internet and I just HADDDD to share it! I'll be back with the usual stuff tomorrow!
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?
Um, next question please
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yep
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Yes, but I couldn't help myself. See there was this stuffed teddy bear and a bottle of ...well, maybe I'll tell that later
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
Nope
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
There's usually not enough time, what with the sun coming up and all
EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Oh God YES (yeah yeah I'm a dog I know!)
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
YEP! (Bet you ladies didn't know we guys could do THAT!!)
DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Depends on the mood, though I have NO idea what STFU means
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Nope. All the bad stuff was already around when my time for fun came around!
EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Um...um...next question
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Does the little flip out screen on the camcorder count?
EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
hahaha DUH
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
All I can say is thank GOD for DNA testing!
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
It's a tie between getting chased by the cops and the time that some smart ass opened the car door, making the interior light come on!
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
36...ok ok...22....alright damnit! 17! there are you happy now?!
WHO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I'd use up all of Blogstream's bandwidth if I listed them all!
DO YOU LIKE 69?
How's about a 68?
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS???
10,000 oh wait, that was that basketball star.....
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
only if it's not a hatchback
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
nope and I never want to again [the bitch!]
EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Relative? not that I know of...but I'm from the South so as long as it's 3rd cousin or farther down the line, I'm ok.....Friend's significant other? er, well........
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yep...see question before last
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Um...hmm...I don't know HOW to answer that one
LINGERIE?
On who?
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Oh yeah
HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES- YES OR NO
park- yes
pool-yes
hot tub- yes
church- oh God no!!
cemetery-um, no
school (or parking lot)- oh YES!!
parent's bed (other persons)- er, yeah.....
car-yes
public library-hmm...no, but it's an idea...
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in a barn- yep
in front of a window (curtains open) yep
in front of a window (curtains closed)- yes
picnic table- yep
in the snow-no
in a tree or tree house-yes [damn those pointy pine needles!!]
same room while a friend was doing it.- YES
same room with a friend watching...- No comment.
kitchen table- Hasn't everyone?
kitchen counter- Again..hasn't everyone??
couch/chair-of course!
Hood of a car- yep
Bathroom-yep
Shower-yep
At your workplace (or partner's)... YEP
Elevator-No..not enough time!
I learned a couple of things about myself after this survey....
1) It's a lot longer than I originally thought it was going to be!
2) I'm a manslut!
STFU means Shut the Fuck Up, btw.
And I'm off now to cook dinner and then run around the apartment complex with a pillow case on my shoulders and pretending to be super woman.
Gawd, I had my cherry popped in my dad's bed and boyfriend and I forgot to straighten the bed up AND change his alarm clock setting to where he had it (he worked nights) and so during dinner the next night he in his typically humorous, affable Cliff Huxtable yet logical and cool Mr. Spock way said,.."I don't care if you have sex in my bed but don't change my alarm clock setting."
m.
Thats as much details as I will go.
TMI! TMI! TMI!
And I am telling your mom!
n.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?
Yup
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yup
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Ummm, I think so.
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
Yes, and why? hard to describe, but, it was such a total feeling of satisfaction that it brought tears. Yes, I am a very emotional person what can I say lol
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Sometimes, or just cuddle up next to them to fall asleep.
EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Very much so!
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes
DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Depends.
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes, back in my young and stupid days.
EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Nope, and NEVER will.
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes, rare happening though.
EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
I pleade the 5th.
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Getting caught by my now hubby's step-brother.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
16
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
No one right now. Too early still drinking my coffee lol
DO YOU LIKE 69?
Yes, '69 was a good year cause I was born LMAO
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS???
Enough.
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Every now and then.
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Heck No!
EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don't think so.
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yes.
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Good.
LINGERIE?
Every now and then.
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Nope.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES- YES OR NO
park- yes
pool-yes
hot tub- yes
church- oh God no!!
cemetery- Heck no!
school (or parking lot)- YES!!
parent's bed (other persons)- Yup.
car-yes
public library-lmao nope, aren't you supposed to be quiet i a library.
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in a barn- yep
in front of a window (curtains open) No
in front of a window (curtains closed)- yes
picnic table- no
in the snow-no
in a tree or tree house- nO
same room while a friend was doing it.- YES
same room with a friend watching...- No
kitchen table- Yes
kitchen counter- Yes
couch/chair- Yes
Hood of a car- No
Bathroom-yep
Shower-yep
At your workplace (or partner's)... No
Elevator- Nope, hate elevators. Im claustrophobic.