I'm sure that everyone out there has experienced the confusion that follows a traffic accident and tried to summarize what happened into the little blocks on the accident or insurance forms. I found the following in an old newspaper clipping that I'd saved years ago...it was quotes taken directly from the aforementioned forms....
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions."
"I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it."
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
"A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"The guy was all over the road...I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law, and headed over the embankment."
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up and blocked my view so that I couldn't see the other car."
"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"I was on my way to the doctor's office with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident."
"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before, so I wasn't able to stop in time."
"My car was legally parked as I backed into the other car."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and then vanished."
"I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I discovered that I had a skull fracture."
"The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him."
"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
In other news....
The catalog thick packet of paperwork has now officially been sent back to my new employer. I should know with in a few days when I'll get to start! Yay!
I'll say this though..considering the fact that I spent $23 on UPSing that damn thing, NOTHING had better go wrong!!!
Yes, I've changed the look of my blog again...I was getting sea sick looking at that huge wave in the background! I hope everyone likes it...although I'm thinking the font needs to be a little bigger!
So now I have a cramp in my poor wittle fingers from writing so much! 
It's ok though...I'd rather spend my time filling out a mound of paperwork than not having the opportunity at all! 
I didn't mind so much answering her questions, but then she got a little carried away and began to tell me that her neighbor had shot & killed her dog, a man chased her off his property with a baseball bat, a vicious dog chased her down the street, and the only reason why she was doing this job was because the man who was supposed to fix her air conditioner had ripped her off. Oh, and her car's a/c was broken as well. 
Needless to say, I ended up having to very politely excuse myself after her 30 minute tyrade about her life! 
