After I got off of work today, I had a serious craving for some Chinese food, so I ventured down to my favorite Chinese buffet restaurant. These people make the most AMAZING curry chicken!! Anyway, so I go in and get my eat on....eventually the check comes, complete with a fortune cookie.
Now, while I realize these fortune cookies are just stamped out on some production line in China, I still get a kick out of reading them...hey, you never know...one day I may get one that says, "you will win a million dollars today" or something along those lines.
So I open my fortune cookie, anxious to see what my future holds for me...and what do I find written on the little piece of paper in the cookie?
"If your cookie is still in one piece, buy a lotto ticket."
My first reaction was a very strong desire to hop a plane over to China and smack someone in the face, but since a trip to China is pretty expensive, not to mention a long drawn out process to even get admitted to the country, I decided against that course. Besides, for all I know, I'd go over to China and look for this person, lay a smack down on the person and then end up in jail. Jail in China I hear isn't a very nice place.
>>>In other news:
-------> I saw on the news today the webcam images of that bridge collapsing in Minnesota...how horrible was THAT??? I have a huge fear of driving over bridges for this very reason...I've always been afraid that it would collapse and I'd end up doing the backstroke out of my car...or worse yet, DYING in my car!!
--------> My aunt from Charleston SC called me today and told me the most freaky story about something that had happened to her: she and her husband just sold a condo they own in Myrtle Beach and they made a $22,000 profit off of it....so the day they got the check, they paid off all of their bills...a pretty normal thing to assume someone is going to do when they get a nice chunk of money in their pocket. So anyway, she gets a call from the attorney's office that handled the closing and was told that the closing costs hadn't been paid and they wanted my aunt to send them $4,250 tomorrow!! So auntie tells them, "sorry, I've already spent the money....." Naturally, the paralegal on the phone was quite upset because it was HER fault that the money hadn't been withheld from the check, and there's nothing in the contract that stated WHO would pay closing costs. Yeah, a big screw up on this paralegal's part. So now, the attorney is going to have to cover the missing closing costs...!!!
Well, that's about it for this evening! Tomorrow is FRIDAY!! YAY!!!