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THIS SIDE OF 40: Life With BryM


 Sometimes You Just Have to Show Them Up!
 

During my almost 38 years in this life, a lot of people have said a lot of things about me..some of it's been good, some has been bad. I've been called funny, freaky, fat, crazy, loving, generous, serious, & moody, among other things.

Love me or hate me though, no one has ever called me incompetent or stupid. On the rare occasions that someone has implied as much about me, I've had to break out the big guns and prove them wrong. Such was the case today.

I overheard a conversation between a couple of people at work that really put me into a mood. It seems that these two people are of the opinion that "none of the people that the company has hired in the last year are very competent."

Ok, so I was eavesdropping. It's not like I had a whole lot to do, so why not be a nosey Rosie?

Anyway, that statement did two things. First it REALLY pissed me off. Secondly, it put me into my "you're a dumb fuck and I'm going to prove it" mode. That's exactly what I did:

I opened up every single dispatching area for the entire area that my group serves, and I started proving a point. When a service request would pop onto the scree, I'd grab it before anyone else could even get a good look at the screen! Now, there were a few that I missed here and there, but that's only because I was also taking phone calls while I was sending the service requests out.

I kept up this pace for the first three hours that I was there. By the time the dust settled, I'd managed to clear all but ONE screen completely out. I think at one point I actually broke a sweat!

A little while later, I get an e mail from one of the other folks in my group telling me that I'd done a service request wrong. He even went through the trouble of doing a CC to the manager of the group, which REALLY pissed me off. So I respond to him, "I checked the process manual and found that I did everything as I was supposed to have done..maybe you're looking at the wrong manual?" I then copied & pasted the process word for word into the email and sent it off..complete with a CC to the manger. Let's just say that he came over a bit later and apologized for almost giving me wrong information!

Ahh..sometimes it's good to be right.
Posted by Bry_M at 10:59 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 A Lesson Learned
 

Bear with me, because I need to put some mundane stuff in order to explain my post tonight.

My job is dispatching guys (and some gals) out to various doctor's offices, hospitals, etc. to fix medical equipment. My office serves the entire country...the various parts of the country are broken down into "zones", such as Northeastern, Southern, Western, etc. The area that I'm "assigned" to is the Western & Southwestern zone.

Ok, so now we've got the basics out of the way. Now, for my post:

Since I finished up with my training class, I've been more than a little frustrated with some stuff at work. First of all, it took an act of congress to get my desk set up...I was missing some pretty key things necessary to be able to do my job, such as a computer and a telephone. For the three weeks that I was in class, I asked my supervisor every other day if my desk was ready and he told me, "it'll be ready by the time that you get out of class."

It wasn't.

The day that I got out of class, the computer was there, as was the telephone, but telephones normally don't work too well if there's no cord attached. So after making a few inquiries, I was all set with my phone. I quickly found out that I wasn't as set as I'd initially thought. You see, in order to log onto the telephone, this program called HiPath has to be opened. Each person has their own unique ID number to access the program. Guess who hadn't been assigned an ID for this program?

Once I obtained the ID for HiPath, I again thought I was ready to start working. I was wrong again. Once I was logged into HiPath, then the program that I work with to dispatch the calls (called SAP), I discovered that I didn't have an ID for the SAP program. SmileyCentral.com

Once again, I had to arrange heaven and Earth to just get started...needless to say, my frustration level was growing. They'd had nearly TWO months to get this LITTLE stuff out of the way! If you recall, I've been working at this company since the middle of June, so they had plenty of time to get all of this taken care of.

So....once I finally got situated with the desk & computer thing, I am informed that I have to move into a different desk...on the other side of the office! No big deal though. Luckily I'm a whiz at hooking up and unhooking a computer, so the move didn't take more than 10 minutes or so.

Now comes the REALLY annoying part. Every day when I come in, my first responsibility is to watch over the zones for the folks who are coming in later. Again, not a big deal. Once those other folks come in though, my monitoring of their particular area is over. Now, you'd think that since I don't have my own zone that there would be some sort of game plan as to what I should do with the rest of my day...but there's not. Even when I specifically ASK what I should be doing, I'm all but ignored.

Y'all think I'm kidding, don't you? Well, keep reading:

Check this out...last Wednesday I'd noticed that I didn't have any phone calls coming in. I mean NONE whatsoever. That is VERY VERY unusual for a dispatching office that covers the entire United States. So I asked my "assistant manager" and told him what was going on. He told me that it was probably just because it was so slow that day and to remind him the next morning and he'd double check to see if there was indeed any kind of problem.

So Thursday morning rolls around and I remind the assistant about the lack of phone calls. He told me again that it was probably just due to it being really slow that day. So, for the second day in a row, I sat for 8 hours doing absolutely NOTHING. Then Friday rolls around...yep, still no phone calls! Remember folks, I spent the better part of five years working as a dispatcher and two years working for an airline in their call center, so I know that receiving NO phone calls is NOT normal regardless of how slow business might be. This time, though, I decided I just wasn't going to say anything at all. So I sat there all day and did nothing. Finally, about 30 minutes before the end of my shift, my supervisor came over and asked how everything was going. I told him about the phone thing and that I knew there had ot be something wrong. So he calls the IT department and low & behold there WAS a problem!!

So THIS week I have actually been able to do at least part of my job, which is answering the phone. I still have yet to be given any clear direction as to what I should do during the day, and quite frankly I've been more than a bit frustrated about the situation!

Today, however, I made a decision while I was driving to work. I decided that I would go into the office, do my zone monitoring until the others came in, and then I'd just sit there and wait for the phone to ring....and that's exactly what I did. I came in, sat down & did what I've been directed to do until this point...I answered the phone when it rang and didn't even talk to anyone unless they spoke to me first. Know what else? This was one of the best days that I've had all week at work!

It took a bit for it to dawn on me, but I finally figured it out. I've done my part to try and get some direction, but apparently it's being left up to me to direct myself, or at least until someone finally comes along and says I should be doing something else. There's no sense in stressing about it anymore.

WHEW! I feel SO much better to have gotten that off of my chest!!!

Again, I'll emphasize the fact that I really DO like this job a lot, but as with any job there are some not so great things to endure. At least now that I have figured out the routine I can go in with a much better attitude about everything!

Well now that I've bitched, moaned, and complained and brought everyone down into the dumps, I'll sign off for the evening!
Posted by Bry_M at 9:29 PM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Hump Day Odds - n - Ends
 

Yep, it's that time again. At least one day a week, I run dry on creativity so I just start rambling and throw in a joke or two that I get in e mail:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother-he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

>>>>>

My brother has a program on his computer that I wanted to use, so instead of trying to e mail it, we decided to use this FTP thing. It's cool to be able to do something like that, but DAMN it takes forever for the program to transfer!

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I knew when I wrote it what the end result would be...regarding last night's post about not wanting to be an adult anymore. I had the most bizarre dream last night. In the dream I went back to when I was about 11 years old, only the 11 year old me and the 37 year old me both existed. In the dream, I walked into the house we used to live in, and even though they wouldn't logically recognized me, my parents seemed to be ok with my being there. I remember asking where "I" was (the 11 year old), and my parents told me that "he" was at his grandmother's house. Now, the thing that is REALLY bizarre about this dream is that 11 years old was NOT a good age for me for MANY MANY different reasons...so I woke up wondering why I would've wanted to go back to that particular time. Yes, I'm a very strange person.

>>>>>>

I need a 'happy' pill something fierce. I've just been feeling so bummed out lately...bills, work, Christine the Truck. I keep telling myself not to stress out so much..just to do what I can do to keep things in perspective. It's ironic that I just read somewhere yesterday that when you go into "panic" mode you don't stop and think about the solution to the problem therefore increasing the risk of making the problem worse! Taking the time to stop and think about the solution without freaking out enables one to come to the best solution to the problem. I have also had to keep telling myself that things could be, and HAVE BEEN much much worse than what they are now. It hasn't been THAT long ago that things WERE much worse!

Well, enough belly aching for tonight. Only two more days to get through before the weekend!
Posted by Bry_M at 9:10 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Not a Grown Up
 

My mother used to tell me, "you don't know if you like it until you at least try it!"....of course, that was when there was a huge mound of something disgusting like sauerkraut staring at me from a dinner plate, but I'd take the tiniest piece, put it on a fork and then just barely let it touch my lips before I collapsed to the ground, writing in agony and announcing that "I've tried it and I don't like it!!"....

So, I've decided that I'm going to apply mom's words to my current situation. On December 15th, 1987 I turned 18 years old, officially making me an adult. Unlike the plate of sauerkraut, I was excited to try this out...but now, after almost 20 years, I've decided that I don't like it and I don't want to be a grown up anymore.

Things were fine for awhile, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself for some time, but after a few years things started to go sour. The first thing was that these people known as "creditors" started insisting that I pay them each and every month! When I didn't pay them on time, they sent nasty letters and then said bad things about me on something called a "credit report"....that's something like a report card, only not nearly as accurate!!

Now, if this wasn't bad enough, all of a sudden I found myself being expected to pay rent on the apartment that I moved into! Low and behold, THESE people wanted money every single month as well!! So now I was in the predicament of having MANY people wanting money from me at the same time every month!!!

So it occurred to me that in order to pay all of these greedy people on time, I needed to make more money. That meant having to get a good job...sheesh!! It was a never ending cycle, because once I finally DID find a good job that paid good money, THOSE people expected me to be at work EVERY DAY and work a FULL 8 hours! How was I supposed to have any ME time if I was working 40 hours a week?? I did it though...something inside said that if I didn't that bad things were going to happen.

And so that's the way that it's been for the last couple of decades, and I'm tired of it. I tried it, and I even kept it up for a very long time, so that no one could say that I didn't give it a shot. So I'm officially denouncing my so called "adulthood" and going back to being a minor. Not a child, mind you...being a child sucks as bad as being an adult...so I'm going to settle for somewhere in between. I think 17 was a good age. The biggest worry I had back then was getting a date for the prom and finding something to do on the weekends!

Ahhhh.....

I feel better already!

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Posted by Bry_M at 8:09 PM - 15 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 The First Funny
 

Back when I was working at the customer service desk from hell, I did a whole lot of venting here about the customers that I came into contact with on a daily basis. When I announced that I'd finally gotten a new job, there was quite a bit of sadness about the fact that I would no longer share my experiences at the customer service desk.

Well folks, I have my very first official story to tell about the new job!!

So I get a phone call from a guy (I'll use a fake name for him) named Lee Chin Nagasaki..one of the field service guys. I knew as soon as he said hello that I was going to regret answering the phone.....

What was supposed to have been a very simple transaction requiring only a couple of minutes of work turned into a 45 minute ORDEAL. Here's the way it went:

Chin: Yesh, hello Mr. Bry..you order part.

Me: Which part are you talking about Mr. Chin? I don't see any currently on order for this service number.

Chin: No, I say you order part.

Me: I'm still not seeing any parts having been ordered for this order. Can you tell me when the order was placed?

Chin: No, no no. You no understand. You order part!

Me: Ok clearly we've got some communication problems here. Do you need me to order a part?

Chin: Yes Yes Yes! You order part!!

Me: Ok..WHEW..I'm glad we finally got that straightened out!

The next several minutes of the conversation was equivalent to an out of body experience for me. I had to ask him multiple times to give me the part numbers! Good Lord, it was like talking to Mrs. Swann from MadTV!!!

So once I finally got the part order accomplished, I had to call the customer and let them know it'd been ordered and how long it would take to ship.

Who answered the phone? Apparently Chin's brother because I couldn't understand a damn word HE said either!!!

Well, that's about all for tonight!
Posted by Bry_M at 10:22 PM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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